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January 2013
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December 2012
9 posts
On Penises and Prisons
crapmybrothersays:
While on our recent Christmas family vacation, I was driving my mom and Not Oldest Brother through the mountains and in his boredom, Not Oldest Brother decided to draw a fog mural on my window of “dicks on dicks on dicks”. A few minutes later Mom point out something along the road and all i hear from him is,”I can’t see through all these dicks!”
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everyone: You look tired.
Me: That's just my face.
November 2012
14 posts
Still think you made the right decision NBC/Sony?
remedialchaos-theory:
remedialchaos-theory:
so someone just liked this post
that’s still happening
I’m 99% sure that this is the most popular tumblr post I’ve ever made
yep, NBC you definitely did it wrong
Fantasy
They say why do you waste so much time on something that isn’t real… I spent more time than I could ever remember on love, which is just as fake… I choose the one that makes me happy in the end…
There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird, all of it...
– Dan Harmon (via larmoyante)
Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people...
– Dan Harmon at XOXO fest (via austinkleon)
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...
– Chuck Palahniuk (via ddaniell)
nanalew:
peachofcake:
one of these nights, i am going to post a video of me rocking out to taylor swift and you are all going to think i am drunk because i am rocking so hard but i won’t be drunk
i just won’t
will tonight be the night?
I hope so.
Perhaps most of all, though, you deserve to be okay. You deserve to know that a...
– Chelsea Fagan, What You Deserve (via ddaniell)
He knew why he wanted to kiss her. Because she was beautiful. And before that,...
– Rainbow Rowell, Attachments (via girl-with-a-radio-heart)
sajme:
Obama….Romney, Tomorrow you will meet with the judges and only one of you will continue in the hopes of become America’s Next Top Model.
Shawna: ugh panic attackkkkkk.
Tessa: that's my favorite type of attack.
Tessa: second maybe to fatal.
Tessa: or unexpected.
Tessa: or knife.
Tessa: idk this is hard i have a lot of favorite types of attack.